Sanjay was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher
asked all

the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers

came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of
Industry etc, but

Sanjay was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him

about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and
takes off

all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really

good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep

with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Sanjay

aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Sanjay, "He plays
cricket

for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."