ONE SARDARJI WAS SEARCHING FOR A PLACE TO  XXXXX HER GIRLFRIEND.

FINALLY USKO EK JHAADHI MIL GAYI. AUR SARDAAR  LADHKI KO CHO... LAGA,

BUT HE FOUND IT VERY DIFFICULT  TO  PUSH HIS LU... IN CHO...,

LEKIN LAST MAIN FULL FORCE LAGA KAR daal DIYA.

JAB KAAM KHATAM HOGAYA, SARDARJI BAHUT KHUSH THA KE US NEY VIRGIN KO CH...

SARDAR  ASKED GIRL..." I NEVER THOUGHT YOU ARE VIRGIN, I AM SORRY I HURT YOU". 

YEH SUN KE LADHKI BOLI---IDIOT  TUM ITNA  JALDI MEIN THA, YOU NEVER ALLOWED ME TO PUSH DOWN MY PANTY, TU NE MERI CHADDI MAIN  CHED KAR DIYA!!!

5 girls in swimming pool and all the water gets disappeared... why?
 
ab nayaa whisper zyaada geelapan sukhaaye..!!!

Do : wideshi in a hotal

Vetor  : call vetor

wideshi : two cup tee ,vetor pada likha nahi tha 

Vetor :     tu kupti tera bap kapti, sala mere ko kapti bolta hai 

                 iski jat ka paida maroo.

EK BAR EA ADMI K HATH ME THODI THODI KHUJALI HO RAKI THI

USKA BUS ITANA MALOOM THA KI HATH ME KHUJALI K A MATALAB KUCHH ACHHA HOTA HAI .

WO JAKER JYOTISI SE POOCHHANE LAGA TO JYOTISHI NE KAHA KI ISKA MATALAB HAI KI TERE PASS KUCHH DHAN AANE WALA HAI WO BAHUT KHUSH HUA , TO JYOTISI NE KAHA KI LA 50 Rs.

DOOSARE DIN : WO FIR USI K PASS AYA FIR USNE KAHA KI BABA AB TO Khujali POORE HATH ME HO RAHI HAI TO JYOTISHI NE KAHA KI ISKA MATALAB TERS PASS GADA HUA KHAJANA AANE WALA HAI LA 100 Rs.

Teesare din : wo fir aya our kahane laga ki baba ab to dono hatho me khujali ho rahi iska matalab . to jyotishi ne dekha our kaha ki bhag ja tere khujali hi gai hai kisi doctor ko dikha

Bus ka stand Bus ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

par Cycle ka stand hamesha Cycle ke sath jata hai !.......








There's is small gap between confidence & over confidence.

'U' can kiss ur girlfriend is "Confidence".

"Only u can kiss ur girlfriend is OVER CONFIDENCE

Santa Pilot se head phone

Cheen Raha hota hai....

Pilot : Yeh Kya kar rahe ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune