Teacher : Paul, what is the chemical formula of Water?

Student : H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

Teacher : What is this?

Student : Well!! you said it is H2O.

Teacher : There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?

Student : 32 yrs.

Teacher : How do you know?

Student : Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher : How old is ur father.

Student : As old as I am.

Teacher : How is it possible?

Student: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher : "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"

Student : "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

EK DARR KA MAHAL MEI JITA HOON
PAL PAL DARR KA AGOSH MEI JATA HOON
KUCH NAHI MILA
KUCH MIL KE KHO JANA
KUCH MIL KE BICHURNA
NAHI MILNE KA DARD MEI
HAR WAQT HAR PAL
ZINDEGI KO EK BOJ SAMAJNE LAGA HOON
KISISE KHOPHA HOON
KYU HOON KYON HAI WOH
KUCH ASAMAJASNMYATA MEI HOON
KYA BHAGWAN SE HOON
KHYOV AUR KHOFA
DUKH GUM AUR DARD SE
AB TO MAIN AAPNA DUNIYA BASALIYA HOON
JI TO LUNGA MAGAR ZINDEGI KE ZAHAR KA GHUT PI KAR
KISI KI NASEEB MEI SUKH CHAIN AUR SUKUN
KISI KI NASEEB MEI DUKH DARD AUR GUM
ISI KO SAYAD KEHTE HAI
NASEEB APNA APNA

Dur rehkar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,
yaad bankar aankho se behne ki aadat hai,
kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge,
mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat hai.

Jinke liye hum yaha khud ko jala rahe hai,
woh dur humse kahi khushiyan mana rahe hai,
jinki judai hamare jaan pe aayi,
wo apni zindagi saja rahe hai.

Dil thodna jinki aadat ho,
woh dil lagana kya jaane,
bewafai ki aag jisme ho,
wo pyaar nibhana kya jaane,
dur rehkar jo khush ho,
wo tanhai ka gham kya jaane....

What A Family



MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?

BOY:his name is LAUGHING..

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MAN:and yoursmother's name?

BOY:SMILING..

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MAN:you must be kidding...

BOY:no, thats my brother..

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I am JOKING..!

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