Full form of "CAPSTAN"
The full form of abreviated word "CAPSTAN"
Can A Person Shoot Threice A Night
Reverse way "No After The Second XXXXX Automatically Collapses"
Monday, December 24, 2007
interview
Ek aadmi interview dene gaya. boos ne uski file dekhkar kush huaa.
boss ne kaha ---- job to mil jayge . tum kya loge?
sir mujhe one lakh monthly, eak car , aur eak makan.
boss ne kaha,mai tumhe do lakh monthly, do car aur do makan doonga.
aadmi ne kaha- boss majak to nahi kar rahe ho?
boss ne kaha -- pehle kisne kiya.........
Ek aadmi interview dene gaya. boos ne uski file dekhkar kush huaa.
boss ne kaha ---- job to mil jayge . tum kya loge?
sir mujhe one lakh monthly, eak car , aur eak makan.
boss ne kaha,mai tumhe do lakh monthly, do car aur do makan doonga.
aadmi ne kaha- boss majak to nahi kar rahe ho?
boss ne kaha -- pehle kisne kiya.........
numericals
I said one, one - She said fun, fun.
I said two, two - She said do. do
I said three, three - She said free, free.
I said four, four - She said more, more.
I said five, five - She said dive, dive.
I said six, six - She said fix, fix.
I said seven, seven - She said heaven, heaven.
I said eight, eight - She said tight, tight.
I said nine, nine - She said fine, fine.
I said ten, ten - She said done, done.
I said one, one - She said fun, fun.
I said two, two - She said do. do
I said three, three - She said free, free.
I said four, four - She said more, more.
I said five, five - She said dive, dive.
I said six, six - She said fix, fix.
I said seven, seven - She said heaven, heaven.
I said eight, eight - She said tight, tight.
I said nine, nine - She said fine, fine.
I said ten, ten - She said done, done.
Story about Story.
At the age of 8 - You need to tell her a story at bed.
At the age of 18 - You need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At the age of 28 - You need not tell her any story to take her to bed.
At the age of 38 - She will tell you a story to go to bed.
At the age of 48 - You need to tell her a story for not going to bed with her.
At the age of 58 - If you go to bed with her, it will be a story.
At the age of 8 - You need to tell her a story at bed.
At the age of 18 - You need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At the age of 28 - You need not tell her any story to take her to bed.
At the age of 38 - She will tell you a story to go to bed.
At the age of 48 - You need to tell her a story for not going to bed with her.
At the age of 58 - If you go to bed with her, it will be a story.
Nonveg dinner
Boy goes out to play with his friends. Shortly comes running to father - " Dad what does bastard mean ? ". Shocked father spontaneously replies " A priest is called a bastard ". Son goes out and returns to ask " Dad what are balls ? ". Father thinks and says " Hat is called balls ". Son goes out to return soon " What what is XXXXXing ?. Aworried father thinks and replies " Having dinner is called XXXXXing. Now son you will not go out. Sit and study." A while later the callbell rings, the son opens the door and on seeing the guest welcomes him " Hi ! Bastard come in,hang your balls on the hook, Mummy and Daddy are XXXXXing upstairs, I will just inform them.
Boy goes out to play with his friends. Shortly comes running to father - " Dad what does bastard mean ? ". Shocked father spontaneously replies " A priest is called a bastard ". Son goes out and returns to ask " Dad what are balls ? ". Father thinks and says " Hat is called balls ". Son goes out to return soon " What what is XXXXXing ?. Aworried father thinks and replies " Having dinner is called XXXXXing. Now son you will not go out. Sit and study." A while later the callbell rings, the son opens the door and on seeing the guest welcomes him " Hi ! Bastard come in,hang your balls on the hook, Mummy and Daddy are XXXXXing upstairs, I will just inform them.
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