BARGAINING OF A WOMAN
A WOMAN BARGAINING ON A SAREE SHOP GIVES SHOPKEEPER A 500 RS.
SHOPKEEPER ASKED KI MADAM KYA YE NOT AAPNE APNI BRA MEIN RAKHA HUA THA
LADY NE KAHA HA LEKIN TUMHE KAISE PATA .
SHOPKEEPER REPLIED GANDHIJI KA MUH KHULA HUA HAI
Thursday, January 3, 2008
FIGHTING IN A BUS
BAS MEIN BAHUT BHEED THI .EK LADY APNE BACHE KO APNA DOODH PILA RAHI THI EK AGED MAN WAHA BIDI PE RAHA HOTA HAI .
WOMAN GOT ANGRY & SAID "TAU DIKHTA NAHI SEAT KE UPAR LIKHA HAI KI BUS MEIN BIDI CIGARETTE PINA MANA HAI .
BUDDHE NE JAWAAB DIYA MUJHE TO DIKHTA HAI TUMHE NAHI DIKHTA KI BUS MEIN YE BHI LIKHA HAI KI SHARIR KA KOI ANG BAHAR NA NIKALE
BAS MEIN BAHUT BHEED THI .EK LADY APNE BACHE KO APNA DOODH PILA RAHI THI EK AGED MAN WAHA BIDI PE RAHA HOTA HAI .
WOMAN GOT ANGRY & SAID "TAU DIKHTA NAHI SEAT KE UPAR LIKHA HAI KI BUS MEIN BIDI CIGARETTE PINA MANA HAI .
BUDDHE NE JAWAAB DIYA MUJHE TO DIKHTA HAI TUMHE NAHI DIKHTA KI BUS MEIN YE BHI LIKHA HAI KI SHARIR KA KOI ANG BAHAR NA NIKALE
Large Growth
Dr Rastogi joined as professor in Medical College. It was his first day at Medical College as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy". He gazed across the classroom, spotted a sparkling female student Supriti, and said, "Tell me Supriti, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?" Hearing this question, Supriti's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question". Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query. This time he located a male student Himanshu, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead. Himanshu answered: "pupil of a human eye". The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Supriti and said: "look, Supriti, I am sorry but, I must tell you that your Expectations are too high!!!!!!!(10 times..........huh......MY GOD!!)
Dr Rastogi joined as professor in Medical College. It was his first day at Medical College as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy". He gazed across the classroom, spotted a sparkling female student Supriti, and said, "Tell me Supriti, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?" Hearing this question, Supriti's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question". Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query. This time he located a male student Himanshu, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead. Himanshu answered: "pupil of a human eye". The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Supriti and said: "look, Supriti, I am sorry but, I must tell you that your Expectations are too high!!!!!!!(10 times..........huh......MY GOD!!)
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