Thursday, January 3, 2008

BARGAINING OF A WOMAN

A WOMAN BARGAINING ON A SAREE SHOP GIVES SHOPKEEPER A 500 RS.

SHOPKEEPER ASKED KI MADAM KYA YE NOT AAPNE APNI BRA MEIN RAKHA HUA THA

LADY NE KAHA HA LEKIN TUMHE KAISE PATA .

SHOPKEEPER REPLIED GANDHIJI KA MUH KHULA HUA HAI


FIGHTING IN A BUS

BAS MEIN BAHUT BHEED THI .EK LADY APNE BACHE KO APNA DOODH PILA RAHI THI EK AGED MAN WAHA BIDI PE RAHA HOTA HAI .

WOMAN GOT ANGRY & SAID "TAU DIKHTA NAHI SEAT KE UPAR LIKHA HAI KI BUS MEIN BIDI CIGARETTE PINA MANA HAI .

BUDDHE NE JAWAAB DIYA MUJHE TO DIKHTA HAI TUMHE NAHI DIKHTA KI BUS MEIN YE BHI LIKHA HAI KI SHARIR KA KOI ANG BAHAR NA NIKALE


A girl

A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Coach says: Madam, here a 2 piece costume is not allowed.
Girl says: Kaun sa Utaroon? !!


"I can't do both."

One afternoon, an elderly couple are relaxing in front of the TV. Suddenly, the woman is overcome with lust and says to her husband, "Let's go upstairs and make love." "Hang on," he replies. "I can't do both."


wht 2 say

A sexy Nurse came for d interview.
Doctor: What salary do you expect?
Nurse: Rs.15,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's Rs. 30,000 .



Large Growth


Dr Rastogi joined as professor in Medical College. It was his first day at Medical College as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.

To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy". He gazed across the classroom, spotted a sparkling female student Supriti, and said, "Tell me Supriti, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?" Hearing this question, Supriti's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question". Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query. This time he located a male student Himanshu, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead. Himanshu answered: "pupil of a human eye". The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Supriti and said: "look, Supriti, I am sorry but, I must tell you that your Expectations are too high!!!!!!!(10 times..........huh......MY GOD!!)




Wife


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"...


KANGAN

DALNE LAGA MAIN, CHIKHNE LAGI WO...

HUA DARD ITNA KE, SEH NAA SAKI WO

TAQLIF HUI ITNI ,BOLI BAHAR NIKALO

THIK SE NAHI JATA , KHUDA KE WASTE



Wife - I need a good pair of brassiere


Husband - chota hi to he . zaroorat nahi


wife - Kal apne nahi underwear karidata. Mene kuch bola kya




Wife

Does your wife know how to park a car?

Well, she doesn't exactly park a car she abandons it.