Client Server
Q: Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
A1: It is on everybody's mind all the time.
A2: Everyone is talking about it all the time.
A3: Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
A4: Almost no one is really doing it.
A5: The few who are doing it are: doing it poorly; sure it will be better next time; not practicing it safely.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
PREGENANT SARDAR
ONCE IN DECEMBER IN A CITY ONE FATTY SARDAR WAS WAITING OUTSIDE A PUBLIC TOILET FOR HIS TURN BUT THE LINE WAS TOO LONG SO HE DECIDED TO USE THE LADIES TOILET AND HE OPRNED HIS HAIR AND ENTERED INTO THE LADIES TOILET. WHILE HE WAS SITTING ON THE SEAT THE WOMAN STANDING INFRONT OF HIM SEEING HIS HIPS AND STOMACH AS A PREGENANT LADY ASKED HIM
"Bahan Konsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai"
Sardar (carelessly) " Barha va"
Lady:(surprisingly) "Tabhi Main Sochu Ki Bache Ka Pair Bahar Kyon Latak Raha Hai."
ONCE IN DECEMBER IN A CITY ONE FATTY SARDAR WAS WAITING OUTSIDE A PUBLIC TOILET FOR HIS TURN BUT THE LINE WAS TOO LONG SO HE DECIDED TO USE THE LADIES TOILET AND HE OPRNED HIS HAIR AND ENTERED INTO THE LADIES TOILET. WHILE HE WAS SITTING ON THE SEAT THE WOMAN STANDING INFRONT OF HIM SEEING HIS HIPS AND STOMACH AS A PREGENANT LADY ASKED HIM
"Bahan Konsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai"
Sardar (carelessly) " Barha va"
Lady:(surprisingly) "Tabhi Main Sochu Ki Bache Ka Pair Bahar Kyon Latak Raha Hai."
Punjabi jokes
one day punjabi man was chewing the leaves which make our lips red . the man went to the airport there he saw a sign post " NO SMOKING" etc . he asked the security that he was chewing this leaves he said that go right side of the canteen and there will be a red button you press the button and a bow comes out so that you can spit it out . the man went there and he saw the red button and it was not a button it was a lady's bindi he pressed it the lady shouted at him and he spited the leaf from his mouth.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
one day punjabi man was chewing the leaves which make our lips red . the man went to the airport there he saw a sign post " NO SMOKING" etc . he asked the security that he was chewing this leaves he said that go right side of the canteen and there will be a red button you press the button and a bow comes out so that you can spit it out . the man went there and he saw the red button and it was not a button it was a lady's bindi he pressed it the lady shouted at him and he spited the leaf from his mouth.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
This is a true Joke
We all know that Videocon washing machines are in great demand even today. Videocon washing machines made its entry in 1988( I am not sure wether 1988 or 1989.) Whatever it may be, Newspapers were reporting record breaking sales of Videocon washing machines in Punjab. People who read that article were surprised, Arrey why such record breaking sales in Punjab ? Why not in other states ? Videocon sent some officials to Punjab inorder to find out..................LOH... BEHOLD..............Majority of machines were used to churn LASSI. The rotation of the pulsator was good enuf to make LASSI. The officials of Videocon fell out of their chairs right on to the floor bursting in laughter.
We all know that Videocon washing machines are in great demand even today. Videocon washing machines made its entry in 1988( I am not sure wether 1988 or 1989.) Whatever it may be, Newspapers were reporting record breaking sales of Videocon washing machines in Punjab. People who read that article were surprised, Arrey why such record breaking sales in Punjab ? Why not in other states ? Videocon sent some officials to Punjab inorder to find out..................LOH... BEHOLD..............Majority of machines were used to churn LASSI. The rotation of the pulsator was good enuf to make LASSI. The officials of Videocon fell out of their chairs right on to the floor bursting in laughter.
Friends see off
Three friends were standing in a railway platform and chatting with each other seriously. A train arrived at the platrom. They didnt care about the train and continued their talk. When the train started moving, one of the guy noticed and told that the train is moving. They ran towards the train and two of them managed to get in to the compartment. The guy who couldnt board the train sat on the bench in the platform. Another who is watching asked him what happened. Then he told that I was supposed to catch the train . The other guy told, dont worry one more train is coming shortly towards the same direction. The guy answered in a gllomy way. " Actually I wanted to board the train and other two friends came to see off me"
Three friends were standing in a railway platform and chatting with each other seriously. A train arrived at the platrom. They didnt care about the train and continued their talk. When the train started moving, one of the guy noticed and told that the train is moving. They ran towards the train and two of them managed to get in to the compartment. The guy who couldnt board the train sat on the bench in the platform. Another who is watching asked him what happened. Then he told that I was supposed to catch the train . The other guy told, dont worry one more train is coming shortly towards the same direction. The guy answered in a gllomy way. " Actually I wanted to board the train and other two friends came to see off me"
weight reduction
A sardarji went to london and he saw a board that your weight will be reduced very fast. sardarji went inside the office and the recepsionist said whether he wants ordinary or special. ordinary is 6 pounds and speical is 10 pounds.
sardarji wants to try ordinary. after paying he was asked to go into the room where there is no light. when he was waiting suddently he found a beautiful girl who is nude and a sign board on her back reads like this. If u catch me you can XXXXX me. Sardarji tried his best to catch her but he was not able to do it. as the time went out he decided to come next day
Next day he decided to take the spcial as even in the ordinary a beutiful nude girl; is coming and in special she may come to her directly. He paid for the special and waiting in the dark room for the nude girl to appear.
After a few seconds the light started burning and a seven footer negro in nude was standing and a sign borad on his back read if i catch u i will XXXXX you.
A sardarji went to london and he saw a board that your weight will be reduced very fast. sardarji went inside the office and the recepsionist said whether he wants ordinary or special. ordinary is 6 pounds and speical is 10 pounds.
sardarji wants to try ordinary. after paying he was asked to go into the room where there is no light. when he was waiting suddently he found a beautiful girl who is nude and a sign board on her back reads like this. If u catch me you can XXXXX me. Sardarji tried his best to catch her but he was not able to do it. as the time went out he decided to come next day
Next day he decided to take the spcial as even in the ordinary a beutiful nude girl; is coming and in special she may come to her directly. He paid for the special and waiting in the dark room for the nude girl to appear.
After a few seconds the light started burning and a seven footer negro in nude was standing and a sign borad on his back read if i catch u i will XXXXX you.
EK DIN KI BAAT HAI,
HAMARE GHAR EK JOYATISHAYJEE PADHARAI , EK BACCHE KO AANGAN MAI KHELATE HUAI DEKH UNKA JOYATISHAY GHYAN JAAG UTHA AUR UNOHANE TURANT BHAVISHYAWANI KAR DI KI " YEH BAALAK BADA HOKAR SHIVAJEE KI TARAH MAHAAN, VEER AUR SAHASI BANEGA"
MAINE KAHA 'MAHARAAJ, YEH TO BAALIKA HAI ".TO TURANT JOYATISHAYJEE BOLE " KOI BAAT NAHI VATS BADI HOKAR RANI LAKHASHMI BAI KI TARAH BANEGI"
HAMARE GHAR EK JOYATISHAYJEE PADHARAI , EK BACCHE KO AANGAN MAI KHELATE HUAI DEKH UNKA JOYATISHAY GHYAN JAAG UTHA AUR UNOHANE TURANT BHAVISHYAWANI KAR DI KI " YEH BAALAK BADA HOKAR SHIVAJEE KI TARAH MAHAAN, VEER AUR SAHASI BANEGA"
MAINE KAHA 'MAHARAAJ, YEH TO BAALIKA HAI ".TO TURANT JOYATISHAYJEE BOLE " KOI BAAT NAHI VATS BADI HOKAR RANI LAKHASHMI BAI KI TARAH BANEGI"
Raat ki baat
el ladka aur ek ladke ki nayee shaadi hotee hai. Ladke ka baap roz bahu aur bete ko sex karte huve dekhtaa hai aur vahee sex item apni patni ke saath kartaa hai. Ek din ladka ladki ki ch.. par angoor rakhkar khaata hai Phir ladke kaa baap ladke ki maa ki ch.. par angoor rakhta hai. To ladke ki maa use chaata lagaati hai aur kehtee hai Meri ch.. par angoor bas hogaa? apple laao
el ladka aur ek ladke ki nayee shaadi hotee hai. Ladke ka baap roz bahu aur bete ko sex karte huve dekhtaa hai aur vahee sex item apni patni ke saath kartaa hai. Ek din ladka ladki ki ch.. par angoor rakhkar khaata hai Phir ladke kaa baap ladke ki maa ki ch.. par angoor rakhta hai. To ladke ki maa use chaata lagaati hai aur kehtee hai Meri ch.. par angoor bas hogaa? apple laao
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