Ravan ki Bees Ankhen thi.....................

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE : RAVAN KI BEES ANKHEIN THI . PAR NAZAR EK AURAT PAR.

AUR TUMHARI DO ANKHEIN HEI AUR NAZAR HAR EK AURAT PER.


ONE FRIEND TO OTHER : RAVAN HAS TWENTY EYES, BUT WANT A SITA ONLY. MEANS A WOMAN.

YOU HAVE TWO EYES BUT HAVE ALL THE WOMAN IN TWO SIGHT.

Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss
gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

don't hate ..........

uu na dekho,katil nigah se

uu na...........................

es nagarpalika ke truck ko

kyaki ..

na janay kitni hasinaoo ka esmay guu(pooti) ja raha hai.

Similarity of mobile & wife

What is the similarity of a mobile phone and wife????????

If we wait for some more time, we might have got a new model with lot many additional features.

Free incomming and outgoing

EK ADMI MARNE KE BAD NARK MAIN PAHUNCH JATA AHI AUR EK DIN YAMRAJ KE PASS JATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI KI MUJHE APNI BIWI KO PHONE KARNA HAI, YAMRAJ USE PHONE DE DETE HAIN, BIWI SE BAT KARNE KE BAD ADMI YAMARJ SE PUCHTA HAI HI CALL KE KITNE PAISE HUE TO YAMRAN BOLE KUCH NAHI TO ADMI BOLA KUIN? YAMRAJ BOLE NARK SE NARK TAK CALL FREE HAI.

EK ADMI NE NAI JAGAH PAR JOIN KIYA AUR BADE STYLE MAIN INTERCOM MILAYA AUR BOLA WAITER DO GLASS PANI AUR EK COFFEE LAO TURANT, DUSRI TARF SE AWAJ AAI TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE USEN KAHA KI NAHI TO DUSERE NE BOLA KI MAIN ES COMPANY KA MANAGING DIRECTOR BOL RAHA HOON, TO US ADMI NE MANAGING DIRECTOR SE PUCHA TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE HO TO MANAGING DIRECOR NE KAHA NAHI TO US ADMI NE TURANT PHONE RAKH DIA...........

A laady travelling in a bus was continuously sneezing and was rubbing her nose with a towel. After some time, as the hankerchief got wet she thrws away it outside and searches inside her blouse for another one. She couldnt find a second one and was perplexed. A man sitting nearby asks her what happened. She replies moving her arm inside the blouse i had two numbers but coudlnt find the second.