There was a man who wanted a pure wife.

So he started to attend church to find a woman.

He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.

When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"

She replies "A cock."

He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.

A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.

She replies, "A cock".

He is angry because she seemed more pure than the first but....

A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.

He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"

She giggles and says, "A pee-pee."

He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.

They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says, "That's your pee-pee."

He finally breaks down and says, "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."

She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."

Change the oil !

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered " You`ve got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said "You`ve got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said "You must be quite a man."

He responded "You`ve got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil in that old motor, this one`s black."

Thirty erections!

A man is having problems with his penis, which certainly had seen better times.

He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last thirty years.

Your penis is burned out. You only have thirty erections left in your penis."


The man walks home, deeply depressed.

His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem.

He tells her what the doctor told him.

She says, "Oh no, only THIRTY erections left! We shouldn't waste that.

We should make a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."