Either with Butter

Either with cutter

When u forgot me,

u will Definetly fall in gutter


HA..HA..HA!

SON: WHAT DO YOU I WRITE ABOUT MY MOTHER TOUNG?

DAD: VERY LONG

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BHIKARI: SAHAB EK RUPAIYA DEDO

SAHAB : TUJE SHARAM NAHI ATI ROAD PAR KHADE HO KAR BHIKH MANGTE HO,

BHIKARI:ABE TERE EK RUPAIYE KE LIYE KYA OFFICE KHOLU


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SANTA:PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AS "GOD"

BANTA:HOW DO YOU KNOW??

SANTA:WHEN I WENT TO PARK TODAY,

EVERYBODY SAID,OH GOD! U VE COME AGAIN.

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