Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den....He is supposed to count upto 100...and start searching...

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2.....97,98,99.....100.. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out."

Newton denies and says "I am not out......I am not Newton......"
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT!

Men:


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1. All men are extremely busy.


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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.


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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


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Women:


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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.


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3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.


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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.


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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".


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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.


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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


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