Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sardar: Yaar ek Ladki Mujko hans ke Dekh Rahi Hai "

Friend : " Dhyan Se Dekh.... Hans ke dekh rahi hai ya Dekh ke hans rahi hai.....

one sardar to other: Do u know, my grand mother has words bigest garden. no one do ahve in this word.

secon sardar to fisrt: it nothing, but my gandpa has tallest pole in the word, no one have like that.

first counter questioned to other: u cheeting, tell me where ur gandpa keep it.

second: obviously in your gandmother's garden

Two blondes were driving down the road.

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.

So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A Beautiful Girl's T-Shirt having a Picture of Car Mirror on it.

Do you know what is the message that she wants to express?


"Objects inside the T-Shirt is Larger than they appear...!!!

"EK BAAR LADKIYON NE LADKO KI SHIKYAT KI,

KE JUZZ SAAB LADKE ' TANG ' KARTE HAIN,

AAKHIR LADKE THEY UNHONE BADI HI VINMARITA SE KAHA

JUZZ SAAB YEH HUM PAR SARA SAR JHOOTHA ILZAAM HAI,

"HUM TOH ' TANG ' KO 'KHULI' KARTE HAIN.

Teacher asks kid

WT R D LATEST VARSION OF JAVA?

kid says MARJAVA MITJAVA LUTJAVA ISHQ ME DIL KYA JAAN

V NAAM TERE KARJAVA............

GABBAR TO KALIYA : KITNE ADMI THE REY


KALIYA : MUJE KYA PATA HUJUR MEIN TO AURTEN AUR LADKIYAN GIN RAHA THA


Three friends were standing in a railway platform and chatting with each other seriously.
A train arrived at the platrom. They didnt care about the train and continued their talk. When the train started moving, one of the guy noticed and told that the train is moving. They ran towards the train and two of them managed to get in to the compartment. The guy who couldnt board the train sat on the bench in the platform. Another who is watching asked him what happened. Then he told that I was supposed to catch the train . The othe guy told, dont worry one more train is coming shortly towards the same direction. The guy answered in a gllomy way. " Actually I wanted to board the train and other two friends came to see off me"
kutta is better than man

HUSBAND WIFE SE: SHADI KE BAD ZINDAGI KUTTON KI TARAH HO GAYI HAI,

WIFE:KUTTE SE KYA BARABRI KAROGE, WOH TO I HR TAK CHU... MAIN FSA K RAKHATA HAI TUMHARI TOH I MIN. MAIN GAN... PHAT JATI HAI.
twins in mother womb

first: Dekho papa aagaye

Second: Kiske tere ya mere

First: Jo raat me aate hai asli papa

second: nahee kyunki vo kabhie raincoat nahee pehente

First: Haa aur maa itne maze me nahee rehte hai asli papa se.

Second: Haa ye mere aur tere bhi nahee hai ye naye papa hai



XXXXX trail;-


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vicitim:koi bahar ka tha

adv: kyo ?...

vct: itna bada hamare mohalle main kisi ka nahin.