Monday, April 21, 2008

The 8 Qualities of a Perfect Husband....

1:- Brave.

2:- Intelligent.

3:- Gentle.

4:- polite.

5:- Energetic.

6:- Nutty.

7:- Industrious.

8:- Sensitive.




And if all else fails, Well........

read the CAPITAL LETTERS only....

















Sardaar juice wale se :-

Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai...

ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de

ladai hone wali hai.....

woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,....

juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????

Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa......







ladki or tea me hamesha 7 qualities dekho

1.garam ho

2.kali naa ho

3.tez ho

4.methi ho

5.doodh zayada ho

6.do minute mev tayar ho

7.raat ko soone naa de

Sonu: Monu aaj tu doctor ke pass nahi gaya

Monu: Nahi aaj mein doctor ke pass nahi gaya

Sonu: Lekin tu to roz jata tha na, to aaj kyu nahi gaya

Monu: Ha yaar mein roz jata hoo, lekin aaj meri thodi tabiyat kharab hai is liye nahi gaya......

SWAMI :- beta hamesha apne se badi ko MAA,

Choti ko beti,

Aur brabar wali ko bahen mano......

Santa :- Baba ye XXXXX tum rakh lo ,

masaala kutne ke kaam aayega.............






here was a successful doctor who had an office in a small midwestern town.

He decided that he wasn't happy with his life and needed a change, so he went and got himself a sex change operation.


A couple of weeks later he returned to his practice.

His secretary wondered why it took him so long to return. 'Well, it hurt alot more than I thought it would.'


Then she asked him, 'What part hurt the most?

Was it when they cut off your XXXXX or when they pumped you full of air to make your breasts that big?'


He said 'Well, that hurt, but not bad enough to keep me at home for


MEENA LEENA SE....EK BAAT BATA TERA PATI ROZ TIME PAR GHAR KESE AA JATA HAI...

LEENA... MAINE USSE KEH DIYA HAI SEX RAT KO THEEK 9 BAJE START HO JAYEGA TUM AAO YA NA AAO.......

PENIS COMPLAINS "LOG MUJHE MISSUSE KARTE HAIN..

KOI GAN.. MAIN DALTA HAI,KOI CHOO.. MAIN GHUSATA HAI ,KOI MUHN SE CHOOSTA HAI KOI HAATH SE HILATA HAI......

AAKHIR MAIN KAROON TO KYA KAROON


UPAAY..

SAB THEEK HOO JAYEGA GANDU TU APNE AKADNE KI AADAT CHOOR DE TO.................