THOUGHT OF THE DAY

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A
WOMAN'S DESTINATION.
DO YOU GET MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED
A DEMONSTRATION ?

PENIS AND BALLS ARGUING:

BALLS: HEY YOU ARE VERY UNFAIR
EVERYTIME YOU GO IN YOU NEVER
BRING US ALONG. ONLY YOU ENJOY!

PENIS: EH, YOU THINK IT'S FUN?
I ALWAYS KEEP VOMITING !!!

WOMAN'S PRAYER: OH HOLY MEN LAY DOWN WITH ME ON A HOLY BED.

LET YOUR HOLY POLE ENTER MY HOLY HOLE

SO THAT YOUR HOLY WATER CAN PRODUCE A HOLY SOUL.

DHOTI NE KAHA PAYJAME SE,
HUM TUM BANE IK DHAAGE SE,
FARQ SIRF ITNA HAI.....

MAIN KHULTI HU PEECHE SE,
AUR TUM KHULTE HO AAGE SE...

CLASSIFICATION OF PUSSY AGE:

16 TO 18= SEALED BRAND NEW

19 TO 25= IN USE

26 TO 40= OVER USED

41 TO 45= CLOSED 4R RENOVATION

46 AND ABOVE= CONDEMNED 4R DEMOLITION.

THE BOSS GAVE A MINI SKIRT TO HIS SECRETARY AS HER FIRST MONTH'S SALARY.

IMPRESSED WITH HER WORK IN THE SECOND MONTH HE RAISED THE MONTH'S SALARY.

ONCE AN ELEPHANT ASKED A CAMEL,WHY DO U HAVE BOOBS ON YOUR BACK.

THE CAMEL REPLIED: THAT'S A FUCKING GOOD QUESTION FROM SOME ONE WITH A DICK ON HIS FACE

WHAT'S DA DIFFERENCE B/W A BLONDE AND A ROOSTER?

A ROOSTER SAYS IN THE MORNING "COCKLL-DOO DLLE-DOOOO"

WHILE A BLONDE SHOUTS "ANY- COCK'LL- DOOOO"

WHY IS DELHI A MALE (MAHA NAGAR} AND MUMBAI FEMALE (MAHA NAGRI)

ANS: DELHI HAS KUTUB MINAR AND MUMBAI HAS GATEWAY OF INDIA.

WHICH IS THE SMALLEST HOTEL IN THE WORLD?

ANS: VAGINA INN

BECAUSE IT CAN ACCOMODATE ONLY 1 STANDING VISITOR WITH HIS LUGGAGE STILL HANGING OUTSIDE.

RECEIPE FOR LOVE CAKE:

SPREAD LEGS,

SQUEEZE AND MASSAGE MILK POTS,

CHECK WITH MID FINGER,

ADD BANANA,

WORK IN AND OUT UNTIL WELL CREAMED.

CAKE IS DONE WHEN BANANA'S SOFT.

LOVE MAKING IN CRICKET STYLE

REMOVE COVERS,

FIDDLE WITH POINTS,

TAKE OUT SHORT LEG,

PUT IT INTO DEEP GULLY,

BETWEEN TWO FINE LEGS AND START BATTING.

2 PENIS WENT TO WATCH A MOVIE.

1ST ONE SAID- YAAR MOVIE KAHIN XXX NA HO.

2ND PENIS SAID KYU?

PENIS 1- NAHI TOH SARI MOVIE KHADE HO KAR DEKHNI PADEGI.

GAL SAYS: E-KHUDA ! TERI KHUDAI KO KYA HUA?

HUMKO DO BOOBS DIYE DABANE KE LIYE, CHOO...  DIYE CHUDWANE KE LIYE,

MARDO KO DIYA EK LUN...  , WO BHI LATKANE KE LIYE?

IF YOU HAVE 2 EGGS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, YOU ARE A MAN,

BUT IF YOU HAVE 4 EGGS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS,

DON'T THINK YOU ARE SUPER MAN, THERE IS SOME ONE FUCKING YOU FROM BEHIND.

DEFINITION OF LOVE

L= KO PAKAD KE,

O= KO DABA KE,

V= ME GHUSA KE, JAB

E= EEEEEEEEEEEE AAWAZ AATI HAI.

USSEE LOVE KAHTE HAI.

1 GIRL: MAI CAR KE NICHE AJAU TO 1 MONTH SCHOOL KI CHUTTI HO JAYEGI.

2 GIRL : MAI TRUCK KE NICHE AJAU TO 2 MONTH CHUTTI HO JAYEGI.

BOY : TUM MERE NICHE AJAO, 9 MONTHS CHUTI HO JAYEGI.

SCHOOL KI GHANTI AUR LADKI ME KYA SIMILARITY HAI?

SOCHO....SOCHO....

THODA AUR SOCHO?

IN ME SE KISI KO BHI BAJAO,

BACCHE HI BAHAR AAYENGE.

SALOON KI DUKAN KE UPAR GHAR PE LADY NE SAARI SUKHNE DAALI,

JISSE DUKAN MEIN ANDHERA HO GAYA,

NAYI NE AAWAJ DEE

"BBG SAREE UPAR UTHAO NICHE BAAL KAATNE HAI".

EK PATHAN SADAK KE KINARE PATHAR KUT RAHA THA.

SUDDENLY HE SUMMER SAULTS 6 FEET IN THE AIR AND

LANDS BACK IN SAME SQUATTING POSITION.

A PASSER BY IS IMPRESSED AND BEGS FOR A REPEAT

PERFORMANCE AND OFFERS rs 500.

PATHAN REFUSES SAYING: BEHENCHOD, 500 KYA, 50000

KE LIYE BHI PHIR LUND PAR HATHODA NAHIN MAROONGA !