A lady are kissing a Lion in circus ring, ring master says any one can do this ............. A SARDAR says I do this But first Lion take out from circus ring......................................Ha..Ha.. Ha.....

Ekdin ek chuha tension main idher udher ghum raha tha.

Jungle ke sab animal use puche yar itna tension main ku ho.

Chuha bola..

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Podosi hati ma banne wali hai our iljam mere uppar a raha hai.

A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

Ideal man!!!!?

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Ek bar ek ladka apni aunty ke ghar gaya. Use vaha per der ho gayi. Aunti ne kaha" Tum aaj raat GUDDU ke sath so jao". Ladke ne socha ander kya sona hai bahar hi so jata hu. Subah ko ek sunder ladki use Chai ka cup dene ayi. Ladke ne pucha " aap kaun"?? Ladki boli " Mein GUDDU". Ladki- "Aap kaun"? Ladka-"Mein FUDDU"

ONCE IN A JUNGLE FEW MALE ELEPHANTS WERE STANDING. A FEMALE ELEPHANT PASSES NEAR BY THEM. SUDDENLY A MALE LOAFER ELEPHANT COMMENTS

WOW!!!! 36,000  24,000 36,000

We all know that Videocon washing machines are in great demand even today. Videocon washing machines made its entry in 1988( I am not sure wether 1988 or 1989.) Whatever it may be, Newspapers were reporting record breaking sales of Videocon washing machines in Punjab. People who read that article were surprised, Arrey  why such record breaking sales in Punjab ? Why not in other states ? Videocon sent some officials to Punjab inorder to find out..................LOH... BEHOLD..............Majority of machines were used to churn LASSI.  The rotation of the pulsator was good enuf to make LASSI. The officials of Videocon fell out of their chairs right on to the floor bursting in laughter.

Wife asked the Husband : Darling, can we change our positions to night ?

The overwhelmed Husband immediately replied :

Sure, Honey, I will lay down on the sofe before the TV and you stand by the side of the ironing table.

Sardar JI

sardarji got a sms from his girl friend

" I MISS YOU"

 Sardarji replied......

"I Mr YOU "..............!

The Door Bell One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way, it's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?". "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!". "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, And in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.... TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........