SANTA IN USA WAS MASTURBATING LOOKING TOWARDS SKY.
BANTA PASSING BY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING.
SANTA REPLIED "I AM FUCKING MY WIFE IN INDIA THRU SATTELITE."
Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm, they disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.
Man was lying nude on the beach, A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man: What r u doing?
Girl: Playing tabla.
Man turns otherside & said: Can u play the flute?
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai.aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."
Yeh ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hai.
Kuchh kaho to mu phula leti hai,kuchh karo to pet phula leti hai.
Sardar to Sardarni: Lets try something different. Lets Do it in your ears.
Sardarni: Hohji, main behra ho gayi to?
Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.
Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya.
A lady lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn't know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai kuchh nahi pahanti.
Son: Dad, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha.
Dad: kal uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol de diya bhul se.
Inspector saab, char me ek ne mere breast pakde, ek ne meri gand mari,ek ne choda, ek ne chooma.
Insp: Bus kar, FIR likha rahi hai ya land khada kar rahi hai?
3 kapde ke vyapari mile.
1st: saree me humko kuchh nahi milta.
2nd: blouse me humko do mil jate hai.
3rd: ghaghre me to hame khud ka dalna padta hai.
A sardar havin sex with his wife when his condom went in.
Wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke saath aaega.
One day sardar did not get erection while having sex so he put his cock in a tub of water. His wife was zapped, so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture hai kya.
Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi.
One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?
He lift lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka.
A modern jatti asked her village jatti friend:
What is ur daily routine?
Village jatti: Sara din chulle aage, raat jatt de lulle aage.
