A CHILD NEVER SAW HIS HIPS BEFORE.

TEACHER HITS ON HIS HIPS WITH STICK , HAVE LOT OF PAIN....

HE CAME BACK TO HOME AND SEE HIS HIPS IN THE MIRROR AND SAYS...

KAMEENI KUTTI NE GAAND KE DO TUKDE KAR DIYE....

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SUHAAG RAAT KO HAKLE NE APNI NAYI NAVELI BIWI SE KAHA .."AA AA AA AAAAO NAAAAAA DA DA DAA DAALIING EK CHU CHU CHU CHUU...

BIWI CHADDDI UTAAR KAR BOOLI "BHOSDIKE AB CHOOMLE,CHOOSLE YA CHOODLE PAR CHU CHU MATT KARRR......"

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EK SARDAAR BADE JOLLY MOOD MAIN RESTAURENT MAIN JATA HAI OR BOLTA HAI "WAITERRRRRRRRR...

EK SEXXYYYYYY SI CHAAAY PILLAAO"

WAITER.."SAAB HAMARE YAHAN BHAINS KE DOODH KI CHAY BANTI HAI BIPASHA BASU KE NAHIN..."

MALLIKA & BIPASHA BOTH WENT TO KBC....

SHAHRUKH KHAN ASKED " WAT DO U LIKE MOST IN KBC ...?


BIPASHA LIFT HER MINI SCRIT AND SAYS..."AUDIANS POOOL"


MALLIKA LIFT HER MINI SCRIT AND SAYS "FASTEST FINGER FIRST"

Boss- I am giving u job as a Driver.

STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, Is it OK?

Sardar, U R GREAT Sir: Starting salary is OK.


But , How much is DRIVING salary:

SARDDAR KI BIWI NE USE AAPNE MUMME CHUSNE KO DIYE

THODI DER BAAD SARDAR RONE LAGA

BIWI- KYA HUA ?

SARDAR - MAA KI YAAD AA RAHI HAI ............

1 aadmi train se utar kar sardaar se puchta hai :-

yeh kon sa station hai ?

Sardaar ne socha__________

socha_________

socha__________

aur socha__________

phir bola...........

Railway Station......

A Husband's Viewpoint


1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!)

2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

5. Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS":

a) The Engagement Ring

b) The Wedding Ring

c) The SuffeRing

d) The EnduRing

e) The TortuRing