Boy: teri judaai me neend udti hai,
Chain khota hai, jaan jati hai,
Dil rota hai…!
Girl: doctor ko dikha lo bhaiya
‘Dengu’ bhi aise hee hota hai
Friday, January 25, 2008
What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele-marketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele-marketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
EK ADMI NE NAI JAGAH PAR JOIN KIYA AUR BADE STYLE MAIN INTERCOM MILAYA AUR BOLA WAITER DO GLASS PANI AUR EK COFFEE LAO TURANT, DUSRI TARF SE AWAJ AAI TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE USEN KAHA KI NAHI TO DUSERE NE BOLA KI MAIN ES COMPANY KA MANAGING DIRECTOR BOL RAHA HOON, TO US ADMI NE MANAGING DIRECTOR SE PUCHA TUMHE PATA HAI KI TUM KISSE BAT KAR RAHE HO TO MANAGING DIRECOR NE KAHA NAHI TO US ADMI NE TURANT PHONE RAKH DIA...........
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Sardar In Briefs !!!
Once a sardar was writing an exam and there was a Beautiful female invigilator. Sardar suddenly removed his clothes and remained in just briefs..
The lady shouted and asked sardar of his shameless act!!!
Sardar Replied !!! what can i do there is a question in the paper and the examiner asked to answer that question in """ BRIEF"""
Once a sardar was writing an exam and there was a Beautiful female invigilator. Sardar suddenly removed his clothes and remained in just briefs..
The lady shouted and asked sardar of his shameless act!!!
Sardar Replied !!! what can i do there is a question in the paper and the examiner asked to answer that question in """ BRIEF"""
Sardarji Ka Jawwab nahi
A Sardarji went to a bank to open his account, took an application form ! then suddenly went to Delhi and returned back after a while then again took a new form b,coz he had lost it while travelling and again went to Delhi.
When he returned back few days later he started shouting at the bank staff and there was a scene out there.
the manager intervened and took sardarji in his cabin offered him a tea then asked about his problem.
Sardarji replied """ Is this a way of cutomer service by the bank "" Sardar complained that in the application form it is mentioned """" WRITE IN CAPITAL"""
A Sardarji went to a bank to open his account, took an application form ! then suddenly went to Delhi and returned back after a while then again took a new form b,coz he had lost it while travelling and again went to Delhi.
When he returned back few days later he started shouting at the bank staff and there was a scene out there.
the manager intervened and took sardarji in his cabin offered him a tea then asked about his problem.
Sardarji replied """ Is this a way of cutomer service by the bank "" Sardar complained that in the application form it is mentioned """" WRITE IN CAPITAL"""
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