Medicare

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

Hello

Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

what's the international definition of sex?

its an action done by poland into holland....... between thailland, occasionally with a little help from greece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship

Two friends staying nearby quarters met on oneday morning.

1st: I kiss my wife eveyday morning before going to my office. How about you?

2nd: I kiss after you go to your office

To better your "Fcuk" word in ur English Language


To use the letter FCUK in better ways and to get a hang of FCUK

Once a Fcuker met a Fcuker in a Fcuking Train

Than the Fcuker asked the Fcuker , What was his Name

Than the Fcuker told the Fcuker , XXXXXER was his name

Than the Fcuker Fcuked the Fcuker in the Fcuking Train !

Mika wth Rakhi s.


Once a Mika went to Red light are.

There he found Rakhi S., heasked the rates R.S. forwarded him a menu. It was as under :-


1 shot on bed-100 RS

1shot on sofa set -50 RS

1shot on chair-30 RS

1shot on grass -10 RS

After having a look at menu ,

Mika gave her 50 RS..

She answered

you want to XXXXX me on sofa set. you are a 'Man of class'....


Mika replied no

'Five times on Grass'

Ye to kuch bhi nahee


Ek Sardarji balcony me with out shirt khade hai. Ek aadmi kehtaa hai
Sardaji kya mast body banaayi hai to sardarji kehte hia
ye to kuch bhi nahee hai aakar apni bhabi ke dekh aur zabardast hai

SUNO GOR SE DUNIYA WALO,


" TRAIN KI PATRI PE MAT HUGAAA (TOILET) KARO,

TRAIN AAYEGY GA....D CUT JAYGI,

ABHI TOH HAATH SE GA....D DHOTE HO,

PHIR GA.........D SE HAATH DHO BAITHOGE"

SAMJEY