God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good
family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Maulana Abdul Kalam Azad is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a
cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is
pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask
why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some
idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"