Photosession at Bihar

"After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle. He poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper..... GUESS THE CAPTION ""Laloo, third from left."" "

Business Development in Biihar

"Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development in Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, ""Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."" Laloo was very surprised. ""You Japanese are very inefficient,"" he stated ""Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar."""

Remove last coach A commission on Railway accidents reported to laloo that the accidents are happened during last coach.Laloo declared immidiatly that remove the last coaches of train then only the problems could solved. Removed all the last coaches of train ultimatly they found engine only.

Birthday For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and so there's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of transportation.