Dil se nikle joke

lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "
Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"
Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".



A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room
wich kyon nahi?


lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."
dr: " how many times do u have sex?"
lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."
dr: " cut down wed."lady:" but thats the only day I m with my
husband!