American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."


Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab �?o

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gay i aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....



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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.


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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.


3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.


4.Threat:When I am on tour


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chehre ki hasi se har gam ko chupayo

boht kuch bolo par kuch na batao

khud na rotho kabhi par sab ko manao

yahi raaj hai zindagi ka bas jite hi jao


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gujri hoyi zindgi ko kabhi yaad na kar

takdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na kar

jo hoga wo hokar hi rahega

tu fiker me apni hasi barbaad na kar

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Adhuri hai dil ki mehfil aapke bina,

adhura hai har dil kash nazara aapke bina,

aankhon me nahi dil me utar kar dekho,

khamosh si hai meri dhadhkan aapke bina

When TITANIC was sinking, a Sardarji asks man, how far is LAND?

man: 2kms....

Sardarji jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?

man: DOWNWARDS.


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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what he was doing?

He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.


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2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied..

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

this is my sardarni,

he is my kid,

& she is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him

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dosti ke bina ye zindagi kam lagti hai...
dost na ho to khushiyaan bhi gam lagti hai.
hai dosti ye cheez aisi....
dost ki maujudgi me zakhm bhi marham lagti hai...

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tanhaai ki mehfil me gam pina sikha diya,
dost teri dosti ne akele jina sikha diya...
tarse to the teri muskurahat ke liye sirf teen din,
in 3 dino ne mujhe mahina dikha diya....

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nafrat ki aag me jung ka elaan hota hai.
dosti ke khazane se muhobbat baya hota hai.
aise dosti ke paigham se yaaron.

insaan ye shaitaan se khuda hota hai..

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teri dosti ne aise mehfil saja diya,
rote hue ki bhi taqdeer bana diya,
kahi naa mile hame itna aasra,
humne apne ghar ko bhula diya.