Thursday, April 3, 2008

George Bush & Abdul Kalam

George Bush & Abdul Kalam



While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He
Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
Surround him with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the
right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,
please answer this question:

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or sister. Who is it?"


-

-

-

-


-

-

-

-

Scroll down



-

-

-

-

-

-

-


-

-

-

-


-

- Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice
to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you
can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has
a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to
you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and
exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's


-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-


-

-

-

-

-


-

-

-

-






our Colin Powell !"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's


-

-

--

-

-

-

-

-

-

-


-

-

-


-

-

-

-


-

-



Manmohan Singh!"





















Even if u answer **five** questions its great...Feel proud...

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with
Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international
cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?




HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax ..
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen
7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is Indian
's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea ..
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
17. Polo.









1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with
Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international
cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax ..
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen
7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is Indian
's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea ..
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
17. Polo.








PENIS COMPLAINS "LOG MUJHE MISSUSE KARTE HAIN..

KOI GAN... MAIN DALTA HAI,

KOI CHOO... MAIN GHUSATA HAI ,

KOI MUHN SE CHOOSTA HAI KOI HAATH SE HILATA HAI......

AAKHIR MAIN KAROON TO KYA KAROON

UPAAY..SAB THEEK HOO JAYEGA GANDU TU APNE A

******************************************************************

Ek din Sardarji BEST ki bus ke liye bahot der se intezar kar raha tha.

Dedh Ghante ke baad packed bus aayi aur bina ruke aage jaane laagi.

Sardar pichhe dauda aur mushkil se bus me ghus gaya. Fir seedha driver ke pass jaakar poochha.

Sardar - " Kya ye bus teri Maa lagti hein ?"

Driver - " Nahin"

Sardar - " To kya yeh teri Bahen lagti hei ? "

Driver - " Nahin "

Sardar - " To xxosdike Chadne kyun nahi deta ? "

******************************************************************

SWAMI :- beta hamesha apne se badi ko MAA, Choti ko beti, Aur brabar wali ko bahen mano......

Santa :- Baba ye XXXXX tum rakh lo , masaala kutne ke kaam aayega.............


je tu gori na hundi,

tu sooni na hundi,

sade dil di chori na hundi,

ki karna si tere husan da,

je tere patton de vich mori na hundi....

 ******************************************************************

A boy see his sister while bathing and next day ask her.

Sister, why your main(bottom) part is so red.

She slaps on his face. and say

I beat you only once and it is much red. Then

how many one , how many times had beaten me there, so it is red.

******************************************************************

Ek bar ek sadhu gali se ja raha tha,tab uske uper ek BRA giri

Sadhu Says: Hay bhagwan yeh kaisi duniya hai AAAM khud khate hai aur chilke hum ko dete hai !!!

******************************************************************

LADKA EK LADKI KO JAATE HUE DEKHTA HAI AUR US SE

KUCH KEHTA HAI.....

LADKA- - O CHORI , LE JA 100 KA NAUT HAME KUCH KARNA HAI..

LADKI- - CHORA, TERA SAVA HAATH KA XXXXXX MUJHE KYA MARNA HAI.....

******************************************************************

A girl to his boy friend: My right XXXXX is for Tuning & my left XXXXX is for Volume.

Suddenly the boy twisted both but no sound .

Girl: Arey dhost, Plug kaun lagayega..?


CLOUSE UP KI ADD. MAIN DAANTO KO DIKHATE HAI,

SHAMPOO KI ADD. MAIN BAALO KO DIKHATE HAI,

PHIR..........WISHPER KI ADD. MAIN HAMAARE SAATH DHOKHA KYUN............................................JAGOO GRAAHAK JAGGO.

******************************************************************

ARZ KIYA HAI....KI.." PHOOLON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA, USMAIN BHI KAANTE HOTE HAI, CHAHE KITNI BHI SUNDER LADKI HO, USKE BHI JHAANTEN HOTI HAIN.........."


******************************************************************







Ladki ki t-shirt per billi ko ladka ghoorne laga,,,

Ladki:- Billi nahi dekhi kya,,,

Ladka:- Billi to dekhi hai per doodh ki rakhwaali kart aaj pehli baar dekh raha hoon...



How to impress a GIRL......?????

Respect her.....


Love her.....


Protect her.....


Listen to her......


Care for her.......


Stand for her......


HOW TO IMPRESS A OY......????




Just smile once.....

Saale pagal ho jate hai.......













































Sardaar juice wale se :-

Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai...

ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de

ladai hone wali hai.....

woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,....

juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????

Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa......






Every girl need this type of QUALITIES in her husband....

ITS TRUE..........


The 8 Qualities of a Perfect Husband....

1:- Brave.

2:- Intelligent.

3:- Gentle.

4:- polite.

5:- Energetic.

6:- Nutty.

7:- Industrious.

8:- Sensitive.

And if all else fails, Well........

read the CAPITAL LETTERS only....
























The 11th Husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?


"Your're with the
"GOVERNMENT"..


This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."