Lady standing at bus stop taking Whisper pack in her hand.
Begger:Bai kuch dede.
Lady: No change.
Begger: Ye bread ka packet de de.
Lady: Kal aana, JAM laga ke dungi.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
footprints
Story : 1 One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you." Story : 2 Another day a S/W Programmer was having a similar conversation with his PM when his whole project flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. He asked his PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
Story : 1 One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you." Story : 2 Another day a S/W Programmer was having a similar conversation with his PM when his whole project flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. He asked his PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
World Cup
there was one Indian and one black man in a turkish hammam.
While taking bath the black man ask indian why you wrote AR at your ASS.
The Indian hesitantly said, this is my wife name's initials.
Black man asked what do you mean by AR.
He said Aishwariya Rai.
The Indian found that the Black man also had tatoo at his ASS and was written fgwcj.
The Indian asked black man, you love your wife also and you also wrote her initials at your ASS.
Whats her name, the Indian asked him anxiously.
Black man laugh and said nothing man.
It is sounds, World XXXXXing Girls World Cup in Jamaica.
there was one Indian and one black man in a turkish hammam.
While taking bath the black man ask indian why you wrote AR at your ASS.
The Indian hesitantly said, this is my wife name's initials.
Black man asked what do you mean by AR.
He said Aishwariya Rai.
The Indian found that the Black man also had tatoo at his ASS and was written fgwcj.
The Indian asked black man, you love your wife also and you also wrote her initials at your ASS.
Whats her name, the Indian asked him anxiously.
Black man laugh and said nothing man.
It is sounds, World XXXXXing Girls World Cup in Jamaica.
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