Dil se nikle joke

A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,"honey, the guy beside me is masturbating !"
He says,"Ignore him".
She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".


What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!
Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back