Japanese Prostitute

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately.

As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town.

Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!"

He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever.

Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients.

As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language.

When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and shouted "Wasukima!".

All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why are you shouting 'wrong hole'?"

On Weighting Machine

A girl was checking her weight - 58 Kg.

Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.

Then Jacket - 53 Kg.

Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.

Then... coins khatam...

Little Johnny was next in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!

Johnny and his younger brother walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of WHISPER and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.

They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to climb trees and ride a bike. He can't do either.

NON-Veg JOKE


A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary's position.



He thought of a question and asked each one of them: "A woman normally has two mouths, What's the difference between the two?"



The first one answered: One can talk but the other can't.



Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.



Third answered: one is hairy, the other isn't.



The last one answered: One is for my use and the other is for my boss.



Boss: You're hired!