A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

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Hostel me ek ladka dusre se bola"yaar exam paas aa gaye hai, mujhe kal jaldi utha dena"Dusra bola"tu mera lund pakad k so ja,yeh roz mujse pahle uth jata hai.