sardar:- mistriji Bed majbut banana mere munde nu bahu pe chadna hai.
mistri:- aisa majbut bed banaunga ki sara mohalla bahu pe chad jaye to bhi kuch nahi tutega.

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A 16 yrs girl to old man---- uncleji lun..  seedha chu.. mein dalo na niche bun... mein slip ho raha hai
old man jan de kuriye jan de bhen chod nu gu khan di aadat hai.

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prostitute takes sardar's pennis in mouth and threatens him"1000 Rs. de varna kat doongi
sardar replies:- 5000 Rs. de varna susu kar doonga!

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