Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.

Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.



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Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola

Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai

Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)

Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?

Munna: No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),.......