Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.

Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.





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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.

Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.