New Wife


"A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, ""Honey, if I died would you get married again?"" The man said, ""No dear."" The women said, ""I'm sure you would."" So the man said, ""Okay, I would"" Then the women asked, ""Would you let her sleep in our bed?"" And the man replied, ""Ya, I guess so."" Then the women asked, ""Would you let her use my golf clubs?"" And the man replied, ""No, she's left handed."" "