Friend For Dinner


"""Honey,"" said this husband to his wife, ""I invited a friend home for supper."" ""What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"" ""I know all that."" ""Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"" ""Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."" "