Husband and the Genie


"There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp. The genie came out and said,"" Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."" The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said, ""Genie, I want a house in Hawaii."" POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish. ""Genie,I want 2 billion dollars."" POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says,""You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."" The guy says,"" Yeah, yeah.I know."" So the guy thinks real hard and says "" I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"" "