SARDAR- oh yeh roz raat ko condom use karte karte mai pareshan ho gaya hoon

SARDARNI- aakhir mein aap to bahat bekoof nikle- lamination kiun nahi karwa lete?

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LADY- I feel I have an infection in my vagina

DOCTOR- Well.... When was it that you last had sex

LADY - About 6 months back

DOCTOR - Then thant is not infection.... that's RUST

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