Qs.-Who's the greatest terrorist of the World?

A.- WOMAN - Coz she has the power to collapse a tower every night

Qs.- And Who's the greatest builder?

A.- WOMAN AGAIN
Coz every night she reconstructs te tower se as just felled.

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A sardar breaks an egg to make an omelette and finds it's empty inside.

Utters "Behenchhod aajkal Murga bhi condom use karane laga hai"
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