Santa Singh is riding a scooter on the highway with his wife behind him.

His wife moves her hand closer to the guys zip and he increases the speed of the scooter to 60 kmph. She openes the zip and the speed goes up to 80kmph.

She holds his thing and the speed goes to 100kmph, she holds it even more tightly now and the speed of the scooter goes up to 120kmph. At this point a truck comes from the opposite direction and there is an accident. Santa Singh is thrown on one side of the road and his wife on the other.

The driver of the truck comes up to Santa and says, 'Arre sardarji aapto baal baal bach gaye!'

Santa Singh replies in pain, 'Baal baal to bach gaye lekin maal to vo le gayee.....'