Laloo Yadav was at a convention about the paranormal, ghosts, strange happenings and the people who had experienced them. After a while, the speaker asked the people in attendance, 'How many people have actually seen a ghost?'

Almost all the people in the room raised their hands.

A short time later, he asked, 'How many people here have actually communicated with a ghost?'

About a third of the room raised their hands to answer.

Then finally, the speaker asked, 'How many of you have made love to a ghost?'

This time, only Laloo raised his hand. The speaker was shocked and walked to up to Laloo and asked 'You have actually made love to a ghost?!'

Laloo replied, 'GHOST?!?! I thought you said GOAT!!'