Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"


Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tamari agg nahin bujati.