Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.

Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.



Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.