The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

• Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

• Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

• Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

• Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them