GIRL: I have commited a great sin.
I called my boyfriend a Madarchod.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that is not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madarchod.

GIRL: But, he put his hand inside my blouse.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean......like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madarchod.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean.....like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madarchod..

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean........like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madarchod either.

GIRL: But, he told me he had AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: YOU Madarchod.!!!!!!!!!!!!