Scottish Girlfriend


A Scottish girlfriend is giving directions to her prospective boyfriend, who is coming to visit her.

"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in Apartment 14A .There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow, push button 14A . Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow press 14. When you get out of the elevator, my apartment is on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.

"Baby, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? asked the boyfriend.

"Darling, you're not coming empty handed... are you?" said the scottish girl.

Moral of the story:

Never go to ur Girl Friend's home empty handed.