Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over
to the US.

Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they
should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse, they
are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days
pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The
whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press,
newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to
find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo
- beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is
completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The
shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?" Bill replies
: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"