Rain

	This man and a Bengali were walking down the street when the clouds opened up and a tremendous downpour commended. Man: 'Bengali babu, put up your damned umbrella, man, it's raining!'   'Bengali babu:'I can't. It's got holes in it.' 'Holes in it?   Man:Then why did you bring it with you?'   'Bengali babuL: 'I didn't think it would rain.'