Maa ka pyaar JOke

 

A man masturbates everyday and kept his sperms in different bottles. One day a friend comes and asks, what are all these bottles?

Man: YEH SAB MERE BACHCHE HAIN, JINKO MAA KA PYAAR NAHI MILA

 

Two assholes JOke

Doctor: How can you say that Aparna has two holes in her ass?

rajesh: Whenever I and Ramesh go with her to any party, people say, HERE COMES Aparna WITH TWO ASSHOLES

 

Agar mein BRA hota JOke

Boy: Agar mein BRA hota, toh tere BOOBS se chipka rehta

Girl: Maadarchot, mein kisi aur se dabwa rahi hoti, aur tu khidki pe latka hota