A CHILD NEVER SAW HIS HIPS BEFORE.

TEACHER HITS ON HIS HIPS WITH STICK , HAVE LOT OF PAIN....

HE CAME BACK TO HOME AND SEE HIS HIPS IN THE MIRROR AND SAYS...

KAMEENI KUTTI NE GAAND KE DO TUKDE KAR DIYE....

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SUHAAG RAAT KO HAKLE NE APNI NAYI NAVELI BIWI SE KAHA .."AA AA AA AAAAO NAAAAAA DA DA DAA DAALIING EK CHU CHU CHU CHUU...

BIWI CHADDDI UTAAR KAR BOOLI "BHOSDIKE AB CHOOMLE,CHOOSLE YA CHOODLE PAR CHU CHU MATT KARRR......"

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EK SARDAAR BADE JOLLY MOOD MAIN RESTAURENT MAIN JATA HAI OR BOLTA HAI "WAITERRRRRRRRR...

EK SEXXYYYYYY SI CHAAAY PILLAAO"

WAITER.."SAAB HAMARE YAHAN BHAINS KE DOODH KI CHAY BANTI HAI BIPASHA BASU KE NAHIN..."