PENIS COMPLAINS "LOG MUJHE MISSUSE KARTE HAIN..

KOI GAN... MAIN DALTA HAI,

KOI CHOO... MAIN GHUSATA HAI ,

KOI MUHN SE CHOOSTA HAI KOI HAATH SE HILATA HAI......

AAKHIR MAIN KAROON TO KYA KAROON

UPAAY..SAB THEEK HOO JAYEGA GANDU TU APNE A

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Ek din Sardarji BEST ki bus ke liye bahot der se intezar kar raha tha.

Dedh Ghante ke baad packed bus aayi aur bina ruke aage jaane laagi.

Sardar pichhe dauda aur mushkil se bus me ghus gaya. Fir seedha driver ke pass jaakar poochha.

Sardar - " Kya ye bus teri Maa lagti hein ?"

Driver - " Nahin"

Sardar - " To kya yeh teri Bahen lagti hei ? "

Driver - " Nahin "

Sardar - " To xxosdike Chadne kyun nahi deta ? "

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SWAMI :- beta hamesha apne se badi ko MAA, Choti ko beti, Aur brabar wali ko bahen mano......

Santa :- Baba ye XXXXX tum rakh lo , masaala kutne ke kaam aayega.............


je tu gori na hundi,

tu sooni na hundi,

sade dil di chori na hundi,

ki karna si tere husan da,

je tere patton de vich mori na hundi....

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A boy see his sister while bathing and next day ask her.

Sister, why your main(bottom) part is so red.

She slaps on his face. and say

I beat you only once and it is much red. Then

how many one , how many times had beaten me there, so it is red.

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Ek bar ek sadhu gali se ja raha tha,tab uske uper ek BRA giri

Sadhu Says: Hay bhagwan yeh kaisi duniya hai AAAM khud khate hai aur chilke hum ko dete hai !!!

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LADKA EK LADKI KO JAATE HUE DEKHTA HAI AUR US SE

KUCH KEHTA HAI.....

LADKA- - O CHORI , LE JA 100 KA NAUT HAME KUCH KARNA HAI..

LADKI- - CHORA, TERA SAVA HAATH KA XXXXXX MUJHE KYA MARNA HAI.....

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A girl to his boy friend: My right XXXXX is for Tuning & my left XXXXX is for Volume.

Suddenly the boy twisted both but no sound .

Girl: Arey dhost, Plug kaun lagayega..?


CLOUSE UP KI ADD. MAIN DAANTO KO DIKHATE HAI,

SHAMPOO KI ADD. MAIN BAALO KO DIKHATE HAI,

PHIR..........WISHPER KI ADD. MAIN HAMAARE SAATH DHOKHA KYUN............................................JAGOO GRAAHAK JAGGO.

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ARZ KIYA HAI....KI.." PHOOLON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA, USMAIN BHI KAANTE HOTE HAI, CHAHE KITNI BHI SUNDER LADKI HO, USKE BHI JHAANTEN HOTI HAIN.........."


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