EK PATHAN SADAK KE KINARE PATHAR KUT RAHA THA.

SUDDENLY HE SUMMER SAULTS 6 FEET IN THE AIR AND

LANDS BACK IN SAME SQUATTING POSITION.

A PASSER BY IS IMPRESSED AND BEGS FOR A REPEAT

PERFORMANCE AND OFFERS rs 500.

PATHAN REFUSES SAYING: BEHENCHOD, 500 KYA, 50000

KE LIYE BHI PHIR LUND PAR HATHODA NAHIN MAROONGA !