1 Day Sardar Had a dream that some 1 killed him Next Day He closed His ICICI Bank Account Dou U Know Y

Because ICICI slogan is WE Make UR Dreams True


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A Negro attended a Night Party without Dress.

Sardar thought he is in Black Suit & told: Your Dress is nice yaar... But the Tie is in the Wrong Place..!!!


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one morning sardar making idli's forbreakfast

wife ; how dis u make such huge idli ?

sardar ; with this spl. cloth.

wife : idiot give back my BRA..