The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said,

"Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.

I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.

The boss pressed on, " Who told you you could come and go as youplease around here ?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,...

." My lawyer."